I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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