I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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