I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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