I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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