yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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