OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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