I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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