Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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