Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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