people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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