I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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