I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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