I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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