Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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