My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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