she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
this is an emotional support booty call
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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