The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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