I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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