i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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