You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I want you more than these girls want KFC
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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