Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
