i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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