worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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