so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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