toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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