So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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