Dual....:-)
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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