we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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