have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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