I cannot find my penis.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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