Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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