There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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