handjob tips. give me some.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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