Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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