I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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