He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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