You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
it was like eating out sand paper
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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