Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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