Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The power of my boobs compel you
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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