dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Randomize
