MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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