I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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