dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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