I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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