I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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