we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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