what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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