Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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