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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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