fuck your aforementioned shoe
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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