I can text with my tongue
if only i could text you this smell
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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