Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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