Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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