You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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