Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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