just tell him i said nine months
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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